Stadium Warz: Version 3.0

Philadelphia: Parking lot brawl during the 2009 World Series. Although I give credit to the fine teamwork and skull action from the two scholarly types down front, everybody else in this clip looks like a complete moron. You're fighting in front of a 14 ton bus. Dangerous on so many levels.


Los Angeles: Unremarkable footage of a dust-up at Dodger Stadium. Notable only when the shirtless chap gives the "He's 'loco'" signal to his supporters.


Toronto: I don't know what's more fantastic about this clip--the gutwrech suplex at 0:16 (and the collective, "Oh.... OH!!!" that ensues) or the fact there is actually a crowd in the 500 level at the Rogers Centre.


Los Angeles: Whatever. Y'know, official jerseys look kinda foolish on adults in general but especially when there is no number on the back. I dunno--it just seems low class or something.

Stadium Warz: Version 2.0

San Diego: "Adrian Gonzalez", "Manny Ramirez" and "Andre Ethier" successfully thwart the brawlin' Ruiz brothers.


Milwaukee: The timeless Ryne Sandberg versus Rickie Weeks vendetta continues. Also, I had no idea the new-ish Brewers stadium looked so... rural. Reminds me of the subdivision that my sister lives in.


Anaheim: CSC Security flex their considerable muscle or a 2-on-1 intergender brawl.


Atlanta: Um... um... that guy's shirt got stretched out.

Stadium Warz: Version 1.0

Detroit: On Opening Day 2009, a traditional Motor City beatdown to celebrate the acquisition of Edwin Jackson.


Detroit: Same (stuff), different bucket.


Los Angeles: A slimmed down Juan Berengeur requests... no, DEMANDS an audition for the Dodgers bullpen. Clearly, he won't take no for an answer.


Philadelphia: Female MLB fans go insane after their sign gets dramatically torn to shreds. Clearly, they were hoping to parlay their "art" into a five-second appearance on a local Phillies broadcast.