Either/Or: Version 2.0

Middling middle reliever for the Giants, Phillies, Pirates, etc, etc, etc OR Middling shooting guard for the Spurs, Knicks, Raptors, etc, etc, etc


Toronto slugger who asked the press corps to "kiss his purple butt" OR Hockey arena in east end Toronto that accommodates butts of all creeds, purple and otherwise


Dodgers outfielder who put together a deadly first half of 2010 OR Deadly Snakes' singer who was actually invited to Dodger Stadium to sing the national anthem on a whim


Clearly insane ex-leader of the Beach Boys OR Clearly insane leader of the Giants' 2010 WS bullpen

Top 40 bad boy who sang "My Prerogative" OR Bad outfielder with a prerogative to reach "Top 40 most forgettable MLB players of the 1980s"

Either/Or: Version 1.0

Jose Gonzalez: Weak-hitting Dodgers back-up outfielder OR Weak-singing Swedish singer/songwriter


Eddie Murray: Snippy Baltimore Orioles slugger OR Kicky Detroit Lions veteran


Ben Johnson: Forgettable D-list prospect for the Mets and Padres OR Unforgettable Canadian doper/Olympic sprinter


Carlos Santana: Dangerous young slugger for the Indians OR Mexican guitarist who released some dangerously terrible music in the last 10+ years


Dave Stewart: Intense late Eighties/early Nineties hurler with the creepy "death stare" OR The creepy musician and brains behind the Eurythmics