Either/Or: Version 2.0

Middling middle reliever for the Giants, Phillies, Pirates, etc, etc, etc OR Middling shooting guard for the Spurs, Knicks, Raptors, etc, etc, etc


Toronto slugger who asked the press corps to "kiss his purple butt" OR Hockey arena in east end Toronto that accommodates butts of all creeds, purple and otherwise


Dodgers outfielder who put together a deadly first half of 2010 OR Deadly Snakes' singer who was actually invited to Dodger Stadium to sing the national anthem on a whim


Clearly insane ex-leader of the Beach Boys OR Clearly insane leader of the Giants' 2010 WS bullpen

Top 40 bad boy who sang "My Prerogative" OR Bad outfielder with a prerogative to reach "Top 40 most forgettable MLB players of the 1980s"